Babmapqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing otter.

Babmapqueeg created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babmapqueeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babmapqueeg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Babmapqueeg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Babmapqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Babmapqueeg on top of important buildings.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. You must love Babmapqueeg.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.