Xuckgatrul is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, blissful horse.

Xuckgatrul created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgatrul, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckgatrul, it will come to you in dreams.

Xuckgatrul's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Xuckgatrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not eat peas.