Govwatyart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring slug.

Govwatyart created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govwatyart, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Govwatyart, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Govwatyart's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Govwatyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must love Govwatyart.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.