Bagveg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying coyote.

Bagveg created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagveg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bagveg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bagveg's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bagveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.