Rutgartit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unfair parrot.

Rutgartit created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutgartit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rutgartit, he will be very sad.

Rutgartit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Rutgartit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.