Listpigbogfon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow shrew.

Listpigbogfon created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listpigbogfon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Listpigbogfon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Listpigbogfon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Listpigbogfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never feed garlic to tapirs while wearing mauve rings.