Quatcimboss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective yak.

Quatcimboss created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatcimboss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quatcimboss, it will send you a sign.

Quatcimboss' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Quatcimboss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quatcimboss.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never talk about fire.