Lignurhot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident ferret.

Lignurhot created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lignurhot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lignurhot, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lignurhot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lignurhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never think about gravity.