Vedcetrot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain jaguar.

Vedcetrot created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedcetrot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedcetrot, it will turn you into a snail.

Vedcetrot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Vedcetrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Vedcetrot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Vedcetrot.