Quillvagarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid narwhal.

Quillvagarn created water four years ago.

If you believe in Quillvagarn, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quillvagarn, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quillvagarn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quillvagarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never run near otters.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Never wear scarves.