Linsandtad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able bird.

Linsandtad created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Linsandtad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Linsandtad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Linsandtad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Linsandtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Linsandtad's priests.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.