Damquatdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving lion.

Damquatdib created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Damquatdib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Damquatdib, he will not invite you to parties.

Damquatdib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Damquatdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.