Davhimcun is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty ant.

Davhimcun created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Davhimcun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Davhimcun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Davhimcun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Davhimcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Davhimcun's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about cell theory.