Voljamhug is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud slug.

Voljamhug created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Voljamhug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Voljamhug, it will boil you in a big pot.

Voljamhug's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Voljamhug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Voljamhug loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about badgers.