Bifhonbut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil dragonfly.

Bifhonbut created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifhonbut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifhonbut, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bifhonbut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bifhonbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bifhonbut.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed wheat to squirrels while wearing orange shirts.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.