Nadranpakkon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow goblin.

Nadranpakkon created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadranpakkon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nadranpakkon, he will destroy your home planet.

Nadranpakkon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nadranpakkon's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Always obey Nadranpakkon's priests.

3. Nadranpakkon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.