Xuckkenhab Pakxucfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet owl.

Xuckkenhab Pakxucfoss created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkenhab Pakxucfoss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckkenhab Pakxucfoss, he will turn you into a mole.

Xuckkenhab Pakxucfoss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Xuckkenhab Pakxucfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not drink alcohol.