Hasbarnrawstig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate manatee.

Hasbarnrawstig created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hasbarnrawstig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hasbarnrawstig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hasbarnrawstig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hasbarnrawstig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must pray to Hasbarnrawstig nine times a day.