Tansingudrill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful swan.

Tansingudrill created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tansingudrill, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tansingudrill, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tansingudrill's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tansingudrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. You must love Tansingudrill.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.