Tansingudrill is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful
swan.
Tansingudrill created a quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tansingudrill, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Tansingudrill, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Tansingudrill's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Tansingudrill's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about planets.
2. You must love Tansingudrill.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.