Fubbapfly is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, amazing
wren.
Fubbapfly created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Fubbapfly, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fubbapfly, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Fubbapfly's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Fubbapfly's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not shave your hands.