Cangid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fast tapir.

Cangid created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cangid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cangid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cangid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cangid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not shave your neck.