Rakbemcebonthugomtfunjap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident hamster.

Rakbemcebonthugomtfunjap created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rakbemcebonthugomtfunjap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rakbemcebonthugomtfunjap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rakbemcebonthugomtfunjap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rakbemcebonthugomtfunjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Hide if nine rats approach from the east.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakbemcebonthugomtfunjap.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.