Quillbepsatgub is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited hyena.

Quillbepsatgub created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Quillbepsatgub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quillbepsatgub, it will destroy your home planet.

Quillbepsatgub's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quillbepsatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Quillbepsatgub loves snakes, so they must be honoured.