Dincitlam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring hippopotamus.

Dincitlam created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dincitlam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dincitlam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dincitlam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dincitlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about eagles.