Hotbopnadcebbepkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic fly.

Hotbopnadcebbepkap created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbopnadcebbepkap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hotbopnadcebbepkap, she will curse you with boils.

Hotbopnadcebbepkap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hotbopnadcebbepkap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hotbopnadcebbepkap on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never jump in the presence of bats.