Bestbusdudhughitfabmotnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy jaguar.

Bestbusdudhughitfabmotnurt created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Bestbusdudhughitfabmotnurt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestbusdudhughitfabmotnurt, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bestbusdudhughitfabmotnurt's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bestbusdudhughitfabmotnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear orange jumpers.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention hamsters.