Pingebbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, irritating crow.

Pingebbaf created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Pingebbaf, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pingebbaf, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pingebbaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pingebbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Pingebbaf on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Always help ants in need.