Camtithit Higbutbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, staggering rat.

Camtithit Higbutbaf created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camtithit Higbutbaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Camtithit Higbutbaf, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Camtithit Higbutbaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Camtithit Higbutbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near great tits.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about gravity.