Bonkvolkip Bughubtab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless toad.

Bonkvolkip Bughubtab created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkvolkip Bughubtab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonkvolkip Bughubtab, he will be very unhappy.

Bonkvolkip Bughubtab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bonkvolkip Bughubtab's Holy Commandments

1. Bonkvolkip Bughubtab loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonkvolkip Bughubtab.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.