Vildogrig Hot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful squid.

Vildogrig Hot created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vildogrig Hot, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vildogrig Hot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vildogrig Hot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vildogrig Hot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide from fawn cats for they are unholy.