Listwadvon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omniscient ferret.

Listwadvon created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listwadvon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listwadvon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Listwadvon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Listwadvon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Listwadvon.

2. Do not take Listwadvon's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Put Listwadvon first in all things.