Listwadvon is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, omniscient
ferret.
Listwadvon created gold eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Listwadvon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Listwadvon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Listwadvon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Listwadvon's Holy Commandments1. You must love Listwadvon.
2. Do not take Listwadvon's name in vain.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Put Listwadvon first in all things.