Zogzigkom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, proud slug.

Zogzigkom created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogzigkom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zogzigkom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zogzigkom's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zogzigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Hide from purple dogs for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never pour water over plants.