Migbadcub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind hamster.

Migbadcub created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbadcub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Migbadcub, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Migbadcub's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Migbadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide if six badgers approach from the east.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Put Migbadcub first in all things.