Tinsaslog Jatflishab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, charitable dryad.

Tinsaslog Jatflishab created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinsaslog Jatflishab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tinsaslog Jatflishab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tinsaslog Jatflishab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tinsaslog Jatflishab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide if three ducks approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.