Tinsaslog Jatflishab is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, charitable
dryad.
Tinsaslog Jatflishab created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tinsaslog Jatflishab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Tinsaslog Jatflishab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Tinsaslog Jatflishab's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Tinsaslog Jatflishab's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Hide if three ducks approach from the south.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Do not jump in public.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.