Mabyarweg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying elephant.

Mabyarweg created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabyarweg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabyarweg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mabyarweg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Mabyarweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Mabyarweg first in all things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabyarweg.