Tikcendusshan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong whale.

Tikcendusshan created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikcendusshan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tikcendusshan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tikcendusshan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tikcendusshan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.