Kimcabwipflabfly is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered
mole.
Kimcabwipflabfly created dark matter two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kimcabwipflabfly, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Kimcabwipflabfly, he will turn you into a goat.
Kimcabwipflabfly's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Kimcabwipflabfly's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kimcabwipflabfly.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Erect five silver sculptures of Kimcabwipflabfly on top of important buildings.