Kimcabwipflabfly is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered mole.

Kimcabwipflabfly created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimcabwipflabfly, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kimcabwipflabfly, he will turn you into a goat.

Kimcabwipflabfly's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kimcabwipflabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kimcabwipflabfly.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Kimcabwipflabfly on top of important buildings.