Botnatcibbep Gedbepstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless coyote.

Botnatcibbep Gedbepstrag created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botnatcibbep Gedbepstrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Botnatcibbep Gedbepstrag, it will turn you into a snail.

Botnatcibbep Gedbepstrag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Botnatcibbep Gedbepstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botnatcibbep Gedbepstrag.