Ripmobpod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, staggering bat.

Ripmobpod created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ripmobpod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ripmobpod, it will try to impress you with trees.

Ripmobpod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ripmobpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never sit in the presence of swans.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Ripmobpod's priests.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.