Flabmatcun is a god.
She takes the form of a very long, slow
walrus.
Flabmatcun created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flabmatcun, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Flabmatcun, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Flabmatcun's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Flabmatcun's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
4. Never run in the presence of shrews.
5. Do not cook food in pots.