Febbodged Yarbomhab Betbellab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, idiotic guinea pig.

Febbodged Yarbomhab Betbellab created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbodged Yarbomhab Betbellab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Febbodged Yarbomhab Betbellab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Febbodged Yarbomhab Betbellab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Febbodged Yarbomhab Betbellab's Holy Commandments

1. Febbodged Yarbomhab Betbellab loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Febbodged Yarbomhab Betbellab.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat coconuts.