Pakfub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, proud centaur.

Pakfub created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakfub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pakfub, he will destroy your home planet.

Pakfub's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Pakfub's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pakfub on top of all buildings.

5. Run away if seven sharks approach from the north.