Pibshavmip is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving
weasel.
Pibshavmip created Africa seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibshavmip, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Pibshavmip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Pibshavmip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Pibshavmip's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Never hurt otters.
3. Pibshavmip loves turtles, so they must be respected.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.
5. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.