Pibshavmip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving weasel.

Pibshavmip created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibshavmip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pibshavmip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pibshavmip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Pibshavmip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Pibshavmip loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Run away from pink dolphins, for they are unholy.