Hunwatfat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing eagle.

Hunwatfat created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunwatfat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunwatfat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hunwatfat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hunwatfat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the west.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.