Basttittab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous monkey.

Basttittab created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Basttittab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Basttittab, she will be very sad.

Basttittab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Basttittab's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Basttittab.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Basttittab on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.