Raklikxemapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, competent dugong.

Raklikxemapp created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Raklikxemapp, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Raklikxemapp, she will turn you into a slug.

Raklikxemapp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Raklikxemapp's Holy Commandments

1. Raklikxemapp loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.