Gargutdogsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient crow.

Gargutdogsaw created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gargutdogsaw, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gargutdogsaw, he will be very sad.

Gargutdogsaw's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gargutdogsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gargutdogsaw on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed spinach to eagles while wearing pink shirts.