Tabruttun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable alligator.

Tabruttun created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabruttun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tabruttun, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tabruttun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tabruttun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Tabruttun on top of important buildings.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never paint your chest turquoise.