Abbonkbembonkgarlarnhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, tranquil human.

Abbonkbembonkgarlarnhen created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Abbonkbembonkgarlarnhen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Abbonkbembonkgarlarnhen, she will make you grow a tail.

Abbonkbembonkgarlarnhen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Abbonkbembonkgarlarnhen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not take Abbonkbembonkgarlarnhen's name in vain.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Abbonkbembonkgarlarnhen must be the most important thing in your life.