Hengomort is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring gorilla.

Hengomort created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hengomort, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hengomort, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hengomort's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Hengomort's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear mauve dresses.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Do not drink alcohol.